Left Turn on Bird Street

Gannon returns, blames Limbaugh and threatens to sue

By Dan Gougherty

It’s true, you can’t keep a good man down. Excuse the pun, but this really does apply to Gay call boy cum faux journalist Jeff Gannon – James Guckert who recently launched his own web site.

After working for the now defunct faux news agency Talon News and gaining coveted access to the White House on what appears to be a false pretense, Gannon-Guckert has remerged to take up his cause. Gannon-Guckert has vowed to stay the course and fight those insidious lefties.

Great, I can now sleep soundly knowing that the HotMilitaryStud is out there protecting our family values!

“Someone still has to battle the Left and now that I’ve emerged from the crucible I’m stronger than before,” Gannon Guckert boldly proclaims on his site.

Way to go Jeffy-Jimmy. You make it sound as if you were the only one out there to stop the scourge of the Left. Get a clue, there is about a billion of you not to mention the lapdog main stream media. If there was ever a bandwagon to jump on, you have found it.

Whiles he is at it, Gannon-Guckert indirectly blames drugged-addled right wing blow hard Rush Limbaugh for his current troubles. “It wasn’t until Rush Limbaugh drew attention to it [the ‘divorced from reality’ question for Bush] that there was any interest at all,” Gannon-Guckert writes.

Taking it a further step, Gannon-Guckert bravely explains that he will not address any of the allegations of his sexual proclivities “pending the outcome of any legal action I might pursue.”

Wow!

I thought all you conservatives were about being accountable for your own actions. I thought you were against “frivolous lawsuits.”

Hey Jeffy-Jimmy, why don’t you stand up and be a man just like your cock-eyed conservative agenda demands of those whiny limp-wristed tree- hugging plastic-banana phony-baloney goodtime-Rock-and-Roll Liberals-commie-fags you always pillar?

I guess that accountability does not apply to you and your right wing-nut brethren like Bill Bennett, Rush Limbaugh, et al and lawsuits are “frivolous” unless it comes from a conservative. Why don’t you stand up and take it like a man! Otherwise let the door hit you where God split you.

Keep it coming Jeffy-Jimmy, your hypocrisy is amazing.